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I stand by Anthony Wiener. I think for women under 40, that number is at about 96%. I know I show my dick off online all the time. I stand by him because he did NOTHING that about 70% of men on the planet with a webcam, cellphone camera or digital camera have done before.

No, no. I’m serious. I’ll bet you that most of you all have, too. …and don’t get me started with the right wing. Christ, the level of debaucherous hypocrisy and repressed sexuality is out of control. I do. I fucking love it, too. I’ve even just done it to random people! It’s hot. And you know what’s more?

Granted, it’s kind of uncool that the congressman in question is apparently married, but that’s his own private business. Don’t let the fucking hypocritical right wing get away with creating another scandal like this.

See, I don’t care than the guy lied. Most sane people would, too. If your boss asks you, ”Is this your dick?” your first reaction would be to lie and say, ”Of course that’s not my dick, sir!” (unless you’re in a porno, in which case you would say, ”Why yes… that is. Would you like to see more?”)

It’s taboo but, like looking at (or possibly reading) porn, everybody with a mildly active libido does it nowadays. Of course not. As a matter of fact, it’s usually MORE embarrassing to admit that you HAVEN’T had sex before. The way I see it is… if everybody does it, then there really isn’t much to be ashamed of, you know? I mean, is it embarrassing to admit that you’ve had sex before? I don’t need polling data to back me up on that, as merely existing is proof enough! Like looking at porn though, its time to rip that little taboo scab off of society and make it more acceptable to to take naughty pictures of yourself. Yes, thats right. Most people take naughty or sexy photos of themselves.

If you’ve never tried showing off online before… well… why haven’t you? There’s nothing to be afraid of, provided certain elements of the internet don’t decide to take an obsessive interest in you. If you haven’t tried it, than what are you waiting for? It’s high time you learned about one of the most popular ways to get yourself and others all hot and bothered today!

So let’s look at the ways to be naughty online, either with your spouse or someone else.

1) CAMERA PHONES
The simplest way to be naughty in the digital era is to use your cell phone. Or email it, if you have a smart phone. Stand in front of a mirror once your purple headed bathtub monkey is at attention and take a picture. They’re pretty ubiquitous nowadays, and even a crappy one is likely to have a camera. Most people have a cell phone. Just take your clothes off, get hot thinking about how horny the person you’re about to show your body to is going to be when they see your big, throbbing cock. Now, open up your text message interface, choose to send an MMS (as opposed to an SMS) and select the picture you just saved on your phone. Now, wait for the recipient to reply back, ”OMG that’s so big. I would do anything to suck it right now”.

2) DIGITAL CAMERAS
If you have a digital camera, you can be a pornographer, too. Almost all of them even have a self timer on them, so you can just put the camera down and pose for it. Show off your meat spin or how many fingers you can get in!

And don’t forget, most cell phones and digital cameras can also record video. This makes it even more exciting. There’s nothing seeing your digital partner’s reaction to seeing your cock blast ribbon after ribbon of white hot cum in the air… furthermore watching a video of some babe moaning in ecstasy as she climaxes with her big, pink vibrator.

3) IM CLIENTS & VoIP
Web Camming is the fun and exciting way to show your body off online. Although, in particular if you’re a girl, most guys might not believe its use. You can just send photos back and forth with these, too. The best part is, there’s no shortage of ways to do it! There is a stunning number of men online who get off on pretending to be women. You can use IM and VoIP clients such as Skype, MSN or Yahoo. You don’t have to use your cam, either.

4) CAM CHAT SITES
You can use websites like tinyChat. You can even use a dedicated website for showing your body off to thousands of people, like Cam4.com. You could go to the infamous Chat Roulette or Omegle if you want to show your dick off to a random stranger (I personally wouldn’t do it, what with underage people and all, but they ARE supposed to be 18 before using those sites).

And ladies, don’t get all high and mighty on me. Nothing wrong with it! You girls do this stuff almost as much as us guys do! There’s nothing wrong with that, either. Enjoy your sexuality. Don’t be ashamed of it! To have people begging for your email address or pleading with you to let them show you how turned on you’ve made them. It feels good to be ravished with attention sometimes.

You know what we should do? We should have a good ol’ fashioned online orgy. Or, sticking closer to the ”scandal\